insult


a group of words used to verbally abuse another person
your value doesn’t even amount to the juice squeezed from an old wh-r-‘s soiled tampon. do your keepers a huge favor: do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own -sshole.
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something that is apparently very common on this website…
“—-er!”
a way to verbally make someone like you less.
“your mom!”
an expression of your feelings towards another person. usually bad, however in some cultures such as australia, are often used in a joking manner.
peter: g’day -sshole!
vince: howzit goin? you w-nker.
peter: vnizzle have i ever told you you’re a tilado!
vince: oh f-ck you puckken.
something that is very common on the internet: a way to offend somebody, by angering or hurting them.

the insult “f-ck you!” is odd, since f-cking is a pleasurable activity. “rape you” would make more sense. and “d-mn you”, despite that it is considered milder, is actually worse since it is somebody’s condemning that you are wishing.

“wh-r-” and “sl-t” merely refer to people who sleep around frequently, which is not a bad thing in itself, provided that it is consensual and protected. “wart”, “pimple”, and the like, would make better insults since they are truly unwanted things.
“taigh na galla ort!” scottish gaelic, literally meaning “house of the b-tch on you!” which equates to “d-mn/f-ck you!”

seriously, the insult world in english is weird; “f-ck you!” when f-cking is a pleasurable act.

“go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine” irish gaelic, meaning “may you have gl-ss legs and may the gl-ss break”

“tuiteam gun èirigh ort.” (“may you fall without rising.”)

“‘s e as a’ bhaile nam guirean a tha thu!” (“it’s from the town of the pustules that you are!”)

“‘s e mìr na caca a th’annad!” (“it’s a piece of sh-t that you are!”)

“george bush!”
“d-ck cheney!”
“pat robertson!”
“michael savage!”
“fred phelps!”
“westborough baptist church!”
“rush limbaugh!”
“anita bryant!”
“jerry falwell!”
“ann coulter!”
“pauline hanson!”
“sean hannity!”
“jesse helms!”
“robert mugabe!”
“moral majority!”
“buju banton!”
“conservative!”
“sizzla!”
“hoku!”

they make more sense; when really thought about, most english insults (or at least their order from lightest to most offensive) don’t seem to make much sense.
to hurt someone with words.
good insult:
guy1, “ugly -ss, motherf-cker.”
guy2, “that’s not what your mother said last night.” >:)

bad insult:
gayguy1, “you p–pie!”
gayguy2, “well.. o.. oh yeah!?”
to be mean
“i shw-nged your mum”

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