Blape
a bl-w j-b rape. a blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his p-n-s taken advantage of by a typically manipulative c-cksucker, forcing him to get his p-n-s sucked even if it’s against his wishes.
i’ve been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.
a blanket worn as a cape. especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. often employed when under the influence of narcotics.
“dude, sweet blape, let’s go to the vendy.”
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