Blardonay Night


a night involving far too many gl-sses of chardonnay with jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant chardonay vomit–which sounds like “blardonay”
oh my g-d, we need to get home now, i am about to blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. that was definitely a blardonay night last week jen.

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