blarfy


the made up word my f-cking wife uses for morning sickness.
i told you i was blarfy. get the f-ck out of here. can’t you go f-ck your hand or something?
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the feeling that’s beyond nauseous, but you still don’t vomit. bleugh + barfy feeling = blarfy
i just feel bleugh…and very barfy. just blarfy.

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