Blarg Waffles


an item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.
girl (00.21am) – k i’m going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can i has blarg waffles?

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