BLarkin
a blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.
sam: “what happened here?” (as he points to a hole in the wall
derek: “bob got p-ssed last night and pulled a blarkin when sandra turned him down”
sam: “shiiiiiii”
the act of giving a bl-wj-b while seated on a toilet (bonus if simultaneously p–ping). the yin to a blumpkin’s yang.
guy 1: “i walked in on her while she was taking a dump and she blew me.”
guy 2: “brah, you just got a blarkin!”
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