Blart shart
to sh-t yourself while blarting, sh-tting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.usually accompanied by a special musical tune that’s special to the blart, made by the combination of fluttering -sscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.
“we’ve got to go now jenny-i just tried to fart and i blart sharted all over the place.its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal.”
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