blarting
the act of falling down when overweight. this is popularised by paul blart, the mall cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. tl:dr fat man go boom-boom.
oh dear, paul is always blarting all over the place! he just blarted right there in the ball at work. it never stops.
to cry your eyes out
“stop blarting, little johnny!”
after the act of -n-l s-x, the woman shoots the -j-c-l-t- out of her -n-s and snorts it like a line of c-ke.
dude sh-lly has been blarting me for weeks!
the act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. usually done during interco-rs-.
the two lovers were wrestling when the b–bs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.
the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
d-mn it, john! quit blarting or i’ll sew your -ss shut!
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