blasphemy


running into a church on a sunday and screaming “jesus christ is a fake and your all still going to h-ll”
tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, “jesus christ is a fake and your all still going to h-ll”
statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.
mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village
anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation.
lola: “oh my god! there’s a marathon of hannah montana coming on tonight! wanna watch?”
jenny: “blasphemy!”

jim: “hey man, did you hear that they’re already making another smash bros.?”
al: “really?”
jim: “yeah, but it’s only being made for playstation.”
al: “blasphemy! they get all the good games!”
what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them
jesus: “god created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you’ll just have to take my word for it.”
ignorant person: “that is the smartest thing i have ever heard anyone say about anything!”
charles darwin: “i think that evolution may have happened, i do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study.”
ignorant person: “blasphemy! sinner! be gone unholy sp-wn of satan!”
saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). thought to offend god/s.
person 1: “i don’t believe jesus was the son of god.”

person 2: “blasphemy!”

person 1: “uh.. huh..”
bullsh-t, untrue
guy:h-llo kitty sucks

girl: blasphemy
when something is so accurate, it hurts.
“did you hear about that guiselle chick being a lesbian?”
“whoa dude. blasphemy, bro.”

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