Blasquezian


a state of extreme physical fitness brought on by months of training under mike blasquez.

can also be referred to as “having your physical affairs in order”
conversation between rich eisen and maurice jones drew:

eisen: mike blasquez
jones-drew: yes, amazing
eisen: he’s currently strength coach at cal, you met him at de la salle
jones-drew: yes, cal is going to be a good football team because of him. he is going to get them in blasquezian shape

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