Blast Friend


to send friend requests via facebook, mysp-ce, twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

usually for people who just want to have as many “friends” as they can.
girl #1: oh my g-d, you just got 50 new facebook friends? how did that happen?

girl #2: oh, i just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now i have so many friends!

girl #1: yeah…. “friends”.

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