Blast Furnace


an method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quant-ty of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.
edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the snickersburg blast furnace, for which big eddy “brown stain” b-ll-cks had provided the stoking.
a word to describe anyone who is very, very angry with their gf for no reason what-so-ever. this person also gets angry with people in his chemistry cl-ss when his soda is stolen, even though the soda shouldn’t have been there in the first place.
no!, your a blast furnace!

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