Blast Liar


a person who lies because it makes them sound cool. this person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky gl-sses.
if i make up a fake indi band called the “flannel hearts”, and ask you if you like them, and you say “i love the flannel hearts!”….then you, my friend, are a blast liar.

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