Blast Status


to be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their facebook status.
ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on facebook. my husband is not going to like this…

dee put me on blast status when she updated her facebook status to say she and i were going out dancing, after i told my man i was staying in to touch up my highlights.

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