blastfuck


the act of planting an explosive on or in the male or female genetalia and igniting it.
first i knocked her unconscious, then i blastf-cked her. you could hear the explosion for miles!
to f-ck a man/woman/object to the rhythm of a death metal blast beat.
yo, i totally blast f-cked this sl-t to cannibal corpse last night!
in world of warcraft, the act of dying from fall damage due to the mage spell ‘blast wave’.
xaros cast blast wave and knocked the troll priest off of the cliff in arathi basin, killing him. this is considered a blastf-ck.

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