v. process of excessive masturbating
sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.
v. to m-st-rb-t- in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can m-st-rb-t- but sometimes a talented female can do it to)
once i blasturbated straight into a friend’s eye… and he was standing 20 feet away!

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