blattered


uk. to be very very drunk. with our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a friday or sat-rday night out. this one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.
oh no. just remember what i was doing last night. think i had my c-ck out at one point! waving it in girls faces! f—, i must have been blattered.

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