Blazek


the act of scr-w-ng up majorly, or to fail at a simple task.
wow i really blazek’d my deployment.
adjective: significantly overweight, i.e. at least 17 pounds above the recommended weight for someone of your height and build.
man, all i did over christmas break was eat leftovers, candy, cake, and ice cream. i’m getting so blazek.

Read Also:

  • DWHS

    done with high school (cl-ss of 09 stand up!!!!) what school you go to? dwhs what school is that? done with high school b-tch! plural or singular form acronym for ignorant, drunk, or annoying caucasian female(s): meaning “dumb white hoes”. “we can never get a good picture without some dwh ruining it.” driving while hispanic […]

  • Fat Sandy

    when you are having s-x with your 13 year-old girlfriend and she queefs and farts simultaneously. guy 1: oh man. guy 2: what’s wrong broheim? guy 1: my girlfriend and i pulled a fat sandy last night. guy 2: gnarly!

  • Fatty Chatty

    a boy from chattanooga who has the following theme song: “chatty fatty! chatty fatty!” “he is in love with stake!” “chatty fatty! chatty fatty!” “eating was a big mistake!” there are more lyrics… but they suck. this kid doesn’t even know us! cause we live in missouri. we don’t have fatties here. well… ‘cept patty […]

  • faux stang

    a ford mustang that does not have a v8 engine. having only a 6cyl, or worse an old school one with only a 4cyl. dude1: check out tony’s new ‘stang! dude2: dude, that’s not a real stang! it’s only a faux stang! tony didn’t break the bank and get at gt!!

  • Fauxville

    another term for southern california. boston girl: i’m gonna move to los angeles to try to become an actress. boston guy: yeah? i hope you’re getting breast implants before you go. how else are you going to fit in with the other unemployed actresses in fauxville?


Disclaimer: Blazek definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.