blazenut
when you c-m while you have a urinary track infection.
ben: “doctor, i have a problem.”
doctor: ” what is it?”
ben: “every time i have nutted since i had a uti, it has burned hotter than 1,000 h-lls.”
doctor: “you mean you shot out a blazenut?”
ben: “yes. now, just don’t tell my parents okay.”
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