blazer tag
the act of smoking a blunt(until one’s cognitive mind ceases to be available) and attempting to compete in a futuristic themed shooting compet-tion(see laser tag). like traditional laser tag, this game usually takes place in a dark semi-neon arena using infared enabled handheld weaponry to gain points by hitting sensors attached to other users with the beam from one’s weapon.
caution this activity has been known to cause testicular cancer. it is not known whether this is due to the weed or the infared beam but it is a statistical fact.
last night i was playin blazer tag with my bro from another moe & next thing i knew i had ball cancer.
to smoke weed and then go laser tagging. originated in spokane, washington at the “lazerquest lq” building as a common activity to do in the summer among stoners. originally referred to as “blazerquest”
“dude you wanna go blazertag tonight?”
“f-ck yea i do!”
to get stoned and then lazertag; preferably with large groups of small children, -ssholes, and 14-year-old’s who forgot to hit p-b-rty. partic-p-nts usually smoke several ghetto bowls, or ‘cans,’ behind the lazer-arena of choice and play racing games before lazertag begins.
after blazertagging, it is recommended to walk to the nearest c-mberland farms for 79cents any size icees.
disclaimer: blazertag is not for the faint of heart. or f-ggots.
“went blazertagging the other night”
“is that where you smoke weed and lazertag?”
“yes”
“good”
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