Blazing Blumpkin


when you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
she agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. the girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a blazing blumpkin. at the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.

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