Blazing Donkey
blazing donkey is considered one of the most deadly s-xual acts of the century. a mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or death
blazing donkey has been banned in many states in the usa & tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in texas)
the only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own fist.
wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a “blazing donkey” last night
garth: shwing !
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