bleach dick
a term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one’s own genitals. alternately used to imply s-x with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various stds upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.
guy 1: “mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? she was all over everyone the whole time”
guy 2: “yeah, she was gettin it from so many people i think the dog even got a swing, i ain’t tryin’ to get bleach d-ck”
guy: “that girl looks so nasty i got bleach d-ck just from locking eyes with her”
guy 1: “i asked that chick out, and she said yes!”
guy 2: “who, bleach d-ck over there? joke’s on you, that girl’s like herpes’ ratchet outta town cousin! ain’t no cure for it!”
girl (to girl friend): “look, you’re being a total bleach d-ck about this. i just wanted a ride to soccer practice.”
guy 1: “i got laid! it was that chick from the party”
guy 2: “me too! same girl!”
guy 3: “do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other’s bleach d-cks?”
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