Bleached whale


a fat h-m-s-xual with dyed blonde hair.
hey gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

yeah, i’m going to try and plow him. that okay with you?

yeah, go for it, i’m more into bears.

wicked, you should find a bear and we’ll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary… designed for filth.

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