bleacher ethan
a mammal that lives under the bleachers. if approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.
mating call: d-mn mami you’re thicc as f-ck
looks: like the celebrity known as ethan dolan
warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you
jen: what’s that crunching noise?
stacey: don’t worry. it’s just the bleacher ethan that lives here
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