bleacher toad


a girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.
dude, i was so hammered last night and took her home! i’m so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping i date her or something!

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