bledge

(n) a ball ledge. the place on a man’s inner thighs upon which, when seated, his b-lls rest. usually characterized by smooth, hairless skin.
sitting with his overweight cat on his lap, the man felt undue pressure on his bledge.
a term used by the sterotype ‘charver’ as an alternative to ‘squashing’, ‘crushing’ or ‘splatting’ an object.
‘who yee, ya daft cu-t… im going to bledge ya f-nny in win a mel
a testicular wedgie caused by one’s pants seam to ride up into the genital area and separate said b-lls in such a way it’s uncomfortable.
offspring of the ‘moose knuckle’
“my pants were so tight they gave me a bledge.”
i had a bledge so fierce my p-n-s hemorrhage blood for days.
a flexibly term with many meanings, can be used in almost any situation.
ow keegan, have a bledge at shola ameboabie, hes a riiiight player
the faith to save the new world in the 21st century. this was founded in honour of the presence of bledge in and around plymouth university, uk.
the place of worship is mainly the sherwell centre, however many people have been known to worship in the students union.

bledger – follower of bledge
see “chav” for reference.

this term for the chav orginiated in newport, south wales (u.k.) and was based on “chavs” who weren’t rich enough to purchase the burberry, they tend to wear tracksuits with the bottoms tucked into their socks. usually with bad teeth and a vocabulary all of their own.
“i need to go over to allsports and get a new pair of trainers for the gym…”
“…don’t go there all the bledges are har-ssing the clerk for free reebok jackets.”