Bleed week


1. the week in which bleeding interrupts your s-xual activities. or so you’re pretending, anyways.

2. the week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including b-tching, moaning, and bad driving

3. the week in which you don’t need to give a f-ck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: “so i was gonna f-ck ma b-tch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:”hey honey, will you-”

you: “no.”

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