Bleeding Donut
when you’ve had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your -ss is bleeding from sh-tting so much. it is also so inflamed that if you were to sh-t just one more time you may end up in reconstructive r-ct-m surgery.
julie: are you ok? you’ve been sh-tting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?
damian: i ate way too many burritos last night, i swear i have a bleeding donut right now
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