originally a song t-tle by the punk band nofx, bleeding heart disease pokes fun at people who are “bleeding hearts” and “heart disease” (a real disease). someone who has bleeding heart disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. the sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.
it’s important to note that to be diagnosed with bleeding heart disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. it’s also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.
bleeding heart disease is becoming especially common in the western world.
statement: “that’s so sad that guy died when he got his darwin award.”
reply: “i think you have bleeding heart disease.”
- weston, wv
a boring little town in the middle of west virginia. located here, is the trans-allegheny lunatic asylum, where many patients with mental disorders and such came from across the east coast. the town itself, is small and insignificant, with nothing ever happening. ever. the ghost hunters (or t.a.p.s.) once did a paranormal investigation of the […]
- battle lake rodeo
two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others -n-s. john: hey bill, what size shoe do you wear? bill: size 12, why? john: just wondering, you want to do a battle lake rodeo with me later? bill: h-ll yeah!!
- wet poon spoon
wet poon spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole. “hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your sn-tch?”
when a p-ssy gets wet. u’d have to look up wet p-ssy. (wettinate)
“what’s going on with you tonight” dude: hey gra! girl: heya, wgowyt?