bleeser
bleeser is many things.. a s-x god, a legend and most notably a f-cking great mate
“d-mn that bloke bleeser, man i wish i knew him”
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something virgin people say they like to do to try to make themselves look cool ” yoooo i was doing mad booty lickin last night fam” says the 7 th grader
- pulling a justice
pulling a justice – when you say your going to the bathroom to take a sh-t but you are really beating your meat. q: where did brent go? a: he’sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he’s pulling a justice.
- queefcation
a queef of such power and duration that it requires time off from work. “john had to take a queefcation.”
- Ukelele Trumpet
when you eat the -ss of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? it was pretty loud. you hear that noise last night? that was me playing the […]
- Ambush-deuce
a poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date. ” i was about to get very busy with her when this infernal ambush-deuce reared up. i had to go home. so close, so far……”