blem blob


the slang-term for porely performed oral s-x.
the phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say bl-w j-b during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

holocaust lemon party
man! all that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, i’m breaking up with ashley

Read Also:

  • see you in cornwall

    it means “goodnight” british/cornish slang jim. i’m going to bed mate john. alright mate jim. see you in cornwall john. ahh goodnight

  • urban boy

    a white kid from the suburbs who wears retro cl-ssic rock tees but is a sound cloud rapper yo did you seen urban boy doing the shoulder lean during stumps second set

  • double gripping

    grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. wear eye protection for stray streams. a tingling sensation may occur afterwards. tom was caught double gripping again.

  • kwasshiran

    a n-gg- that gets mads over every little f-cking thing shut the f-ck up kw-sshiran

  • dirty brexit

    when you’re f-cking a european chick up the -rs-, pull out and she sh-ts all over you and your sheets. “how was your date with monika, dave?” “it was going really well, right up until she did a dirty brexit on me…”


Disclaimer: blem blob definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.