extremely large, bigger than tonk.
50 cent is blench, not good but large in size. “my guns are getting blench after taming the 45s!”
a contraction of the words ‘black’ and ‘hench’. i’m sorry if you lads didnt know it was a racial thing but it is. it’s never used in a negative light though.
“seen that bouncer man? he’s blench an he’s got a cute lil beard.”
someone how is muscly and strong.
‘look at him hes pretty blench’
when something is large and can no longer be described as merely hench, it must be bl–dy-hench, therefore, blench!
bart: maaaaate, what is in this, it must be piff as f-ck
hannah: nahh mate, this is f-cking blench as f-ck!
to be ‘heavy.’ the superlative of the word good. by using the word ‘uba’ in front of this word, you are strengthening the superlative ie. ‘uba blench’
that merc is serverly blench.

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