blend 43


a brown, water soluble powder. said to be edible, blend 43 is form of instant coffee. a common misconception is that blend 43 contains caffeine as one will experience a small ‘hit’ as the substance is consumed. this is actually not true as it is the acrid taste which will wake the unfortunate person from their stupor. caution: people with taste buds or weak hearts are advised to stay clear of this substance.
jim: hey, here is the coffee, 2 sugars right?

han: thanks bro, yeah that’s good. {proceeds to drink coffee}

han: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh wtf is this shi…{convulses on floor}

jim: blend 43. are you ok? omg. call 911 now!
sewage water masquerading as instant coffee but some people find it alright.
person a: want me to make you some instant coffee?

person b: is that blend 43? no thanks, it’s indistinguishable from sewage water.

person a: it tastes alright. to each his own, i guess.

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