the act of loosing control over one’s balance due to hopping up and down on one foot after stubbing the large toe.
person a: -stubs toe- ow!! -begins jumping up and down-
(moments later) -thud-
person b: oh my gosh, are you ok? what happened?
person a: uhm… nothing.
person b: what are you doing on the floor? wait… did you blepsy again? g-d mark, this is the second time this month! i know that table has really sharp angles but god you’re a klutz!
a ugandan exclamation used to express disgust, popularised by pastor dr. martin ssempa. i mean, look at these guys! bishop… aargh, estadafulaizaha!
the complete rational fear of blenders. my really good friend has blendaphobia.
- coconut creampie
an in depth s-x maneuver when a man sh-ts(coco-) on his b-lls(-nut), then c-ms on them(cream-), and finally shoves his b-lls into a v-g-n-(-pie). the coconut cream b-lls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect. jennifer: what did you say he did with his b-lls? betsy: he gave me a […]
explaining how high you were the day before. dude i was f-ck-ng blemed last night bro.
- backwards jellyfish
a backwards jellyfish is a very exotic s-x position. it is when a man is laying on his back while a woman is also on hers on top of him bouncing up and down while her arms and legs are flopping up and down leaving it looking like a backwards jellyfish. me and makenzie did […]