blerf
a word that can be used to express disappointment or boredom.
1.
-“hey, i got 2 tickets to a concert. you wanna go?”
-“yeah, cool! who’s playing?”
-“u2”
-“blerf.”
2.
“i’ve been stuck at home all day because of this d-mn rain. blerf.”
“blerf blerf blerf” is the sound a porpoise makes. not to be confused with the s-xual meaning of “blerf” (which, btw, is stupid.). also not to be confused with the noise a baby porpoise makes, which is “blehblehbleh”.
“there is a porpoise!!!”
“where???”
“over there!! hear it? it’s saying ‘blerfblerfblerf’!!!!!!!!!”
similar to lonely, except specific to the situation of a single person desiring romantic companionship; adjective.
-blerfliness; noun.
ever since we broke up, i’ve been feeling awfully blerf!
once separated, the blerfliness set in and with that came the overeating.
1. the act of throwing up-
2. another way 2 say -ewww, nasty, yuck, or gross, bad etc-
defintion by julie nevea r :))~
i dont feel good, i think i’m going to blerf!
oh blerf.
the accedental act of a female/male releasing flatulance in the process of receving -n-l s-x, thus, leaving the males p-n-s coated with a brownish, white residue, and in some cases, severely damaging or destroying the shaft.
“my girlfriend blerfed on my c-ck last night!”
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