blessing the Ganges
colloquialism
in india, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th century europe, usa/can, etc. indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when ‘cleansing’ themselves by ‘bathing’ in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled ‘sacred’ waters of the ganges/ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the -ss. ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism ‘blessing the ganges.’
cop: “seeing how your mcdonald’s bag and bacon mcdouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won’t mind this citation for littering.”
dwayne: “yo, that ain’t trash. that’s just me usin’ my’s const-tutional right to freedom of religion. i was blessing the ganges, dolla’ menu style.”
elizabeth: “why are you coming back in from outside? i thought you went to the bathroom.”
elly-may: “there was too long of a line for the one stall, so i headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the ganges.”
thaddeus: “um, was that used engine oil i saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when i was leaving for the farmers market?!”
ted: “naw, cuz. i just used 10w/40 to totally bless the ganges.”
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