Blewcallaphus
an exclamatory used when you answer the phone and no one is on the other line. usually used after a few doubtful “h-llo’s” have confirmed that there is in fact no one there. reciting the word not only relieves some tension created by the situation, but also acts as a code to let the other person know you couldn’t hear them, in the event that they are actually on the line and there is just a problem with the connection. thus making the explanation of the abrupt hang up simpler.
-phone rings-
darth vador: “a hoy hoy”
……time p-sses
darth vador: “h-llo? excuse me, is someone there?”
darth vador: “blewcallaphus!”
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