Blide


an adjective. to describe a person that says something with no clue as to what they’re talking about.
geek 1: so if i multiply 256 by the power of 3 then subtract pi, i’ll end up with… eureka!
geek 2: man, you’re so blide…
an excessively long, thin, and lanky p-n-s. antonyms: chode
the male stripper spun around so fast, his blide slapped her in the face.

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