Blimp Jousting

when two portly, naked, upper cl-ss gentlemen engage in the ancient and n-ble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.
‘my word, you’re looking splendid this evening lord hardwood! shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?’

‘indubitably good sir, blimp jousting is it?’

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