Blimpie
to recieve oral s-x from a female while taking a sh-t.
you know you’ve got a quality girl when she’ll give you a blimpie.
much like a blumpkin, the blimpie involves getting a bl-wj-b whilst excreting a bowl movement. however, the blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. combine the blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric blimpie.
frankenstein: “so last night i was taking a sh-t and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. so i’m all like woaaah b-tch! i’m trying to eat my sammich!”
the wolfman: “ohhh you mean a blimpie?”
euphemism for p-n-s
i want to feed that chick all of my blimpie.
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