Blumpy Choad
the male specific version of blumpy. receiving head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. the choad refers to the p-n-s and the “blumpy choad” is the male version of the act as opposed to c-nn-l-ng-s while on the toilet or a “blumpy quim”
“that b-tch was so drunk she gave me a blumpy choad.”
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