blind as a trump
doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. refers to donald trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
scientists: “make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection.”
idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage “it hurts! i can’t see anything! whaaa”
idiot’s friend: “you’re blind as a trump.”
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