blind blumpkin


a variation of the traditional blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral s-x while taking a sh-t) the blind blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing partic-p-nt opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a blumpkin.
bored one day, kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving blind blumpkins. it took some effort but he left full and satisfied.

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