spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. you say you won’t do it again, but you do – like brain freeze.
you typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. but facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
won’t do it again
did it again
“best friends even when we die” bella and genesis are goals! i want a bfewwd like they have each other.
a person who has a great affection towards creativity, beauty and domestic activities of life. koriana is trustworthy, honest and behave responsibly. koriana has a tendency to sacrifice their needs for others. they are typically crazy friends who crack jokes to lighten the mood. they love to do art and have an active imagination. do […]
- bowling alley b*tch
an older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life man, that lady at the end of the bar is such a bowling alley b-tch
the hottest, most caring guy out there. if you find yourself a nicolangelo hold on to him for dear life. he will put you first and give you the best s-x of your life. gotta love them. wow nicolangelo is such an amazing husband!
def 1. a tribe of native americans that settled in southwest florida. no living calusa survive today. def 2. a micronation founded in 2003 in southwest florida. known for its lax policies towards extradition and endangered species. a: did you hear what happened to dave’s girlfriend? b: no, what happened? a: she went calusa on […]