Blind Helicopter
the act of closing ones eyes as tightly as possible while swirling around their “junk” ferociously immitating a helicopter. the trick is finding the surprise afterwards.
lance maynard is a lonely man that has to resort to a blind helicopter every night so he doesn’t kill himself.
for a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his d-ck around in a circle, getting j-zz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.
lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; j-zz was everywhere!
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