Blind man’s wank


when you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to m-st-rb-t-. your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
“me and dave combined the blind man’s w-nk with a dutch rudder last night”

“really? i’ve got to try that! sounds like a rush!”
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s-x game, based on accuracy. the man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

warning: can cause blindness!
katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans w-nk

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