Blind pony
the ack of gently plowing a cl-ssy sl-ts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. she will then react by yelling nay nay!!!
doggy style is for beginners. i gave my bestist girl, beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. now i know she’s a keeper!
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