blinder

noun. from blinding. something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator’s eyesight to fail.
henry played a blinder in the last match.
absurdly large women’s sungl-sses that mask the face from proper evaluation. most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the p-sserbyer. synonyms: sl-t goggles.
put those blinders back on you ugly c-ck monger.
the event of getting blind drunk. a night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f—ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. can be used in a similar context to bender.
carlie had a real blinder when she went clubbing in bendigo the other night.
when you get a bl-w j-b from someone that you met on tinder.
last night i went out with this girl i just matched up with and i got a blinder.
traffic; 6″ ‘stove pipes’ put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control ‘light jumping’. -taken from those seen over a horses’ eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can’t tell when the lights’ going to change, when i’m first in line, thanks to those f-cking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their -ss!
leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
the horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.
you’re doing it doggy style….you spit on her back so she thinks you’ve c-m….when she turns around, you blast off in her eye causing a “blinder”….
when she thought i was finished, she turned around. that’s when i hit her with a blinder.