blindeyecandy
the word is used as a self-identification term by male and female bottoms to let others know they’re available for -n-lingus and receptive -n-l intercourse. the blind eye is used by the gay and straight communities alike to refer to the -n-s, and saying it’s candy means their -n-s is sweet and meant to be licked, sucked, and creampied.
roger: come on over here big boy and get a taste of my sweetness.
steve: well how sweet are ya?
roger: i’m blindeyecandy.
steve: daaaaaaamn… you know i have a sweet tooth and i’m just the man to glaze your doughnut!
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